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Florida Man gets points for originality!

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1 posted on 09/16/2025 9:17:10 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

An ALLIGATOR probably got him!!!


2 posted on 09/16/2025 9:18:14 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Red Badger

Ping!


3 posted on 09/16/2025 9:18:43 AM PDT by V_TWIN (RIP Charlie Kirk)
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To: V_TWIN

The D.B. Cooper of our time! :)


4 posted on 09/16/2025 9:20:00 AM PDT by xp38
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To: V_TWIN

Somebody thought about the ubiquity of digital cameras, and concocted a counter-measure.

Interesting.

People get addicted to quick, easy money. They make mistakes. I predict this fellow will be caught, eventually.


5 posted on 09/16/2025 9:21:09 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: V_TWIN

I’ve heard that a lot of people with car loans are underwater on their debt. They may resort to extreme measures.


6 posted on 09/16/2025 9:21:51 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Democrats seek power through cheating and assassination. They are sociopaths. They just want power.)
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To: V_TWIN
The Orange County Sheriff’s office said the Paddlefish, a restaurant that looks like a paddlewheel boat

Maybe he thought the restaurant was on the water and that he could swim to get away?

7 posted on 09/16/2025 9:23:21 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: V_TWIN

For this, he needs a place to exit the water, where it is not under surveillance.

It has to be fairly close. Even strong swimmers are limited to a couple of miles in scuba gear.

Preferably, it would be a boat, so he could then move many miles from the crime scene without being on camera. A houseboat on pontoons seems like one of the best options, but there are others.


9 posted on 09/16/2025 9:25:34 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: V_TWIN

gotta be an inside-job. Cast members were involved I’m sure


10 posted on 09/16/2025 9:27:20 AM PDT by MarlonRando
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To: V_TWIN

He jumped into THAT water?? Points for bravery, if still alive.


17 posted on 09/16/2025 9:42:24 AM PDT by jughandle
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To: V_TWIN

Good to see an old fashioned dumb story amid all the scary times.


19 posted on 09/16/2025 10:43:09 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: V_TWIN

Good to see an old fashioned dumb story amid all the scary times.


20 posted on 09/16/2025 10:43:09 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: V_TWIN

Good to see an old fashioned dumb story amid all the scary times.


21 posted on 09/16/2025 10:43:09 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: V_TWIN

Good to see an old fashioned dumb story amid all the scary times.


22 posted on 09/16/2025 10:43:09 AM PDT by nwrep
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Who is going to suspect a guy in a wetsuit emerging from a lake at midnight toting a bagful of cash to be suspicious? Officer?


23 posted on 09/16/2025 10:50:59 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Headline is idiocy defined: Person dressed in scuba gear...
25 posted on 09/16/2025 1:12:41 PM PDT by A strike (f the UK/MI6 effort to sucker the US into perpetuating their delusion of British world importance)
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