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To: nickcarraway
From the article: ... after several studies have shown that it can cause fertility issues...

Fertility issues?

Apparently it's different in the United States. The longer and more colorful the nails, the more children she has from different fathers.

3 posted on 09/05/2025 12:05:34 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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“The longer and more colorful the nails, the more children she has from different fathers.”

*SNORT* :)


5 posted on 09/05/2025 12:08:03 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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Acrylic eyeglasses frames, colored hair, and nose/septum piercings are also good indicators too.

There is a woman I used to work with who I’d seen yesterday who had decided to dye her hair a dark purple. In the nine years I’ve known her she had kept her natural color, and to the best of my knowledge is still married. The dyed hair makes me wonder now. I also know who her friends/coworkers are; one’s an AWFUL, the other is a divorced woman with two kids from different daddies.


9 posted on 09/05/2025 12:32:28 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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LOL. I was going to say the same thing. In the US, glossy, intricately painted nails are a sign of fertility.


11 posted on 09/05/2025 12:44:08 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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lol


20 posted on 09/05/2025 1:02:13 PM PDT by sit-rep (START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
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That and an ample EBT card, among other assets


26 posted on 09/05/2025 2:04:54 PM PDT by goodnesswins (Democracy to Demo rats is stealing other peoples money for their use, no matter how idiotic)
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To: T.B. Yoits
Apparently it's different in the United States. The longer and more colorful the nails, the more children she has from different fathers.

Bravo!

Maybe it isn't from the gel but from the crud under the fake nails.
35 posted on 09/05/2025 3:52:27 PM PDT by ssfromla
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