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UK Enacts Plan To Stop Rape Gangs By Arresting All Potential Rape Victims
The Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 27, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 08/27/2025 11:54:35 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

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1 posted on 08/27/2025 11:54:35 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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2 posted on 08/27/2025 11:57:16 AM PDT by PGR88
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The ridiculous humor of Babylon Bee is becoming prophetic.

We are living in “The Irrationally Dangerous Era”.


3 posted on 08/27/2025 11:57:31 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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“Balls!” Said the Dundee bobby. “If I had two, I’d be a man.”


4 posted on 08/27/2025 11:58:04 AM PDT by kiryandil (No one in AZ that voted for Trump voted for Gallego )
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“At publishing time, the UK had also been forced to arrest all its livestock.”

LOL!!!


5 posted on 08/27/2025 11:58:10 AM PDT by jimtorr
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No victims, no crime! Brilliant!


6 posted on 08/27/2025 11:58:14 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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It’s really sad when you have to do a double-take on parody to make sure it is...parody.


7 posted on 08/27/2025 11:59:08 AM PDT by johnnygeneric (Blocked website)
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“Beautiful, beloved asylum seekers.” That’s just what they think of them, both there and in the US. Can’t flatter and kowtow to the “migrants” enough. Citizens? Who cares about THEM?


8 posted on 08/27/2025 12:01:41 PM PDT by Nea Wood ( )
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Don’t give them any ideas!

I can just imagine the police saying….”Do you have a license for those?”


9 posted on 08/27/2025 12:02:03 PM PDT by sjmjax
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Of course, deporting all the rapist migrants isn’t an option.

Also, preventing women over ther voting for pro migrant policies that brought all this on, isn’t an option they will consider, either.

Nope they will just keep blaming the native white men for not saving themselves from their own bad decisions.


10 posted on 08/27/2025 12:03:16 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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My favorite part: “At publishing time, the UK had also been forced to arrest all its livestock.”


11 posted on 08/27/2025 12:05:09 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of racism, anger, hate and violence.)
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And deport all UK natives to Rwanda


12 posted on 08/27/2025 12:06:37 PM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower. )
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Any day they’ll decide that Shariah Law is the solution to the rape gangs problem. If there are any unmarried women of 6 years or older, it’s their own fault.


13 posted on 08/27/2025 12:07:56 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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This line was pure gold!


14 posted on 08/27/2025 12:11:00 PM PDT by woweeitsme
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I really hope the Bee captures every possible humor prize of the year.


15 posted on 08/27/2025 12:24:16 PM PDT by mairdie
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That’s OK ... the muzzards will rape all the “men” ...


16 posted on 08/27/2025 12:26:19 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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I wish I could laugh.


17 posted on 08/27/2025 12:29:59 PM PDT by Irenic
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Charles would declare it a beautiful idea.


18 posted on 08/27/2025 12:32:02 PM PDT by Irenic
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Charles is practically a muzzie himself.


19 posted on 08/27/2025 1:18:29 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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Hey, that should work for guns also ... arrest anyone who might be a victim of gun violence.


20 posted on 08/27/2025 1:40:09 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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