Posted on 08/27/2025 11:54:35 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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The ridiculous humor of Babylon Bee is becoming prophetic.
We are living in “The Irrationally Dangerous Era”.
“Balls!” Said the Dundee bobby. “If I had two, I’d be a man.”
“At publishing time, the UK had also been forced to arrest all its livestock.”
LOL!!!
No victims, no crime! Brilliant!
It’s really sad when you have to do a double-take on parody to make sure it is...parody.
“Beautiful, beloved asylum seekers.” That’s just what they think of them, both there and in the US. Can’t flatter and kowtow to the “migrants” enough. Citizens? Who cares about THEM?
Don’t give them any ideas!
I can just imagine the police saying….”Do you have a license for those?”
Of course, deporting all the rapist migrants isn’t an option.
Also, preventing women over ther voting for pro migrant policies that brought all this on, isn’t an option they will consider, either.
Nope they will just keep blaming the native white men for not saving themselves from their own bad decisions.
My favorite part: “At publishing time, the UK had also been forced to arrest all its livestock.”
And deport all UK natives to Rwanda
Any day they’ll decide that Shariah Law is the solution to the rape gangs problem. If there are any unmarried women of 6 years or older, it’s their own fault.
This line was pure gold!
I really hope the Bee captures every possible humor prize of the year.
That’s OK ... the muzzards will rape all the “men” ...
I wish I could laugh.
Charles would declare it a beautiful idea.
Charles is practically a muzzie himself.
Hey, that should work for guns also ... arrest anyone who might be a victim of gun violence.
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