[EnderWiggin1970]

The bear had slipped through the front door

So someone left it unlocked? And maybe propped open? It's a shame, because now the bear has become habituated and will need to be dealt with.

[nickcarraway]

Would you rather be alone in a supermarket with a bear or a man?

[nickcarraway]

Would you rather be alone in an ice cream parlor with a bear or a man?

[Menehune56]

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy-Wuzzy

I see Fuzzy Wuzzy is now considered racially problematic.

[Disambiguator]

Good thing there wasn’t any Rainier Beer around.

[DFG]

Wonder if the bear got a cold headache from eating ice cream too fast.

[exnavy]

60,000 bears in california. That’s nuts

[frank ballenger]

A bear walked into an ice cream parlor along with a rabbi, a pole dancing stripper and a DC politician....

I won’t continue because we all heard that one from Judge Smails. A real doozy.

[Billthedrill]

Tubs lay overturned, ice cream half eaten, the authorities said. Paw prints stretched across the black-and-white floor like stick stamps.

But enough about Nanzi Pelosi's house, let's get back to the story.

[Bookshelf]

Booooring.

[GreenHornet]

Was it them again Boo-Boo?