[normbal]

Elon, apparently, never learned “the guy rules.”

Anyone reading this who knows him and can put a bug in his ear, please pass these along - I explained these to my son when he began dating 15 years ago, don’t all good dads?

1 - Keep your wallet in your FRONT pocket.

2 - Never talk to “the man.”

3 - Never stick it in crazy.

I do hope at least ONE of Elon’s progeny are as brilliant as he and that he (or his child) are successful in getting humans to migrate off-planet. It’s getting a little crowded here.

[Celtic Conservative]

1. Yup
2. I was “The Man”, so in that I had no choice.
3. Oops.

CC

[Varda]

Your rules are fine for producing a society of ghetto culture.
If you want a better society.
Rule number one: Don't stick it in a woman who is not your wife.

That's the problem with Elon. He doesn't seem to know that complex behavior and culture are not inherited. He's created a pack of illegitimate children just like the inhabitants of ghettos. Children are abused by no father homes but in his case, the kids seem to have no parents. ( one of the other baby mamas talked about hiring a nanny so she could travel)
Hopefully Elon gets to do whatever good he will do in this world for a long time because his kids are likely to be on a serious revenge jag if they get his money.

[BeauBo]

In Elon's defense, she is pretty hot...

[redangus]

My dad’s advice was keep it in your pants,

But if you don’t, never stick it in anyone you wouldn’t marry and be happy with the rest of your life.