[Governor Dinwiddie]

Throw them some some illegal Somalis and Zulus and "migrants". That's the natural diet of African Lions, not some girl's tame pet pony.

[Tell It Right]

Donated the pony to the zoo.
When the equine could have been glue.
That would have helped kids with projects for school.
Instead of becoming just lion poop.

This would have never happened if the Injuns hadn't introduced horses to whites. --- Biden

[Omnivore-Dan]

Could throw in some democrats.

[Veto!]

I’d throw in that awful mom and keep the pony.

[No name given]

Exactly.

[gundog]

Why do lions lick their butts?

To get the taste of Somali out of their mouth.