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Inappropriate? Zelenskyy Shows Up To Negotiations In Novelty Bikini T-Shirt
babylonbee.com ^ | Aug 18, 2025

Posted on 08/18/2025 12:38:05 PM PDT by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy arrived at the White House today wearing a novelty bikini t-shirt which some are calling inappropriate.

This was the first time Zelenskyy had been a guest at the White House since February, when he angered some officials by refusing to dress up for the occasion. But that all changed today when Zelenskyy wore his favorite novelty shirt.

"Look at me, I'm a bikini model," Zelenskyy said as he greeted President Trump. "I am the sexy womans for you. You like? I don't evens exercise."

According to sources, President Trump was not happy with the outfit but did his best to hide his displeasure.

"My, you're a lot prettier than you were last time I saw you," Trump said. "It's a good thing Mike Pence isn't here anymore. You'd make him very, very uncomfortable."

Trump reportedly tried to overlook the fashion faux pas and get to work, but it eventually became apparent that Zelenskyy's attire was a huge distraction to all those in attendance.

"Mr. President, sir, I um, well, uh..." said Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy, who was trying to ask a question but was distracted by the shapely figure on Zelenskyy's hilarious shirt.

At publishing time, Zelenskyy was forced to change into his best novelty t-shirt with a tuxedo printed on it.


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1 posted on 08/18/2025 12:38:05 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee missed. Should have been a guy on the shirt since it was Zelensky.


2 posted on 08/18/2025 12:49:04 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: V_TWIN

I saw Zhamasky showed up in all Antifa black block black .

And still no tie.

But maybe he’s so dumb he doesn’t know how to tie one, or know about clip on ties.


3 posted on 08/18/2025 12:53:46 PM PDT by cuz1961
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To: V_TWIN
Did Z-man bathe in Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Bliss?

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4 posted on 08/18/2025 1:57:06 PM PDT by eldoradude (Think for yourself...)
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To: V_TWIN

Nice rack.


5 posted on 08/18/2025 3:29:52 PM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: cuz1961

“”And still no tie.””

I believe he did wear a tire. I looked specifically for it; his collar is tight as it would be with a tie. Black on black is difficult to see but I think there was a tie...


6 posted on 08/18/2025 4:52:34 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: cuz1961

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4335296/posts

The picture is here that I believe shows the tie - like I said, black on black but the collar fits as if there is a tie there.


7 posted on 08/18/2025 4:57:26 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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