[Harmless Teddy Bear]

People are rarely correct when they say a certain something will happen in a restricted time frame. But they are generally correct when they say that something bad will happen at some point.

So tell your family you love them often. You never know which time will be the last.

[Peter ODonnell]

The stampede of grizzlies through Driggs will be the first sign of trouble. Then comes the leisurely stroll of elk. Thousands and thousands of elk. They make this noise: i-i-iii-i-i - i - ooo - i - i. The grizzlies make this noise: ROAR, yum, elk steaks.

The people of Driggs are in for a heck of a last day on earth.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

That’s true.