Posted on 08/14/2025 9:42:31 AM PDT by V_TWIN
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A press conference to update the media on the department's ongoing efforts to rein in crime following President Donald Trump's threat to federalize the city was briefly interrupted today by a loud noise, leading DC Police Chief Pamela Smith to ask journalists what was causing it.
The incident occurred as Smith was briefing reporters on her department's task of cleaning up the city's streets amid an increase in violent crime, with a loud wailing sound that seemed to emanate from several passing vehicles, much to the consternation of the police chief.
"What is that black and white car that goes ‘wee-oo wee-oo' all the time?" she asked. "Wherever I go, they always seem to be around. I usually see a whole parking lot full of them when I go to work. Sometimes they're quiet, but other times they just start making this really loud noise, and they drive off really fast. They have red and blue lights. Does anyone know what those are? I'd appreciate it if someone could let me know."
According to sources within the police department, Chief Smith has also asked officers to explain what several other words she frequently hears at work mean, like "badge," "handcuffs," and "law." "We try to help her out as much as we can," one officer said under the condition of anonymity. "She seems eager to learn more, which is a good quality to have."
At publishing time, Chief Smith was last seen in her office Googling "What is a police?"
I was almost ready to look for news on TV of her briefing....UNTIL!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome, Baby!
The Bee gets it right every time!
DC Police Chief has the IQ of a meat thermometer.
So does the mayor....this is a prime example of dei incompetence at it’s finest.
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And it’s not happenstance that those two are black and blacks are responsible for reeking havoc in the nation’s capital.
“And it’s not happenstance that those two are black and blacks are responsible for reeking havoc in the nation’s capital”
And, at least a dozen other large/medium cities in our Nation.
Is that chief really a dude?
She’s the DEI enforcer too.
The Bee stings again.
And it’s too true for far too many DEI police cheifs.
I wonder how many intelligent white males, who spent their careers angling for this job, dotting all the i’s and crossing all the t’s, taking on more and more responsibility, playing exactly by the rules, got passed over for promotion by this and other black and/or female and homosexual 80 IQ people. This is the part that gets ignored by the DIE people.
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