What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic? The Catholic will say hello to you in the liquor store….
Dad would tell the story of his Catholic buddy who he was in flight training at Pensacola. The buddy made him promise that no matter what happened on Saturday night Dad would see to it that he was present for Mass on Sunday morning. Dad said he would dutifully deposit what was left of his buddy in the back pew for Mass then collect him afterward.