No Wonder Boy they sound alike!....You say Potato, I sat Tomato..............
The author Zhiyang Zhang also make a good Bloody Mary mix.
The lowest form of humor is not the pun. It is potato humor.
Three Beautiful Potatoes
Mr and Mrs Potato Head have three beautiful daughters. One night, they’re gathered around the dinner table when the eldest daughter speaks up.
“Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you... I’m getting married!”
Mrs Potato Head looks at her “This is such a surprise! Who is he?”
The eldest daughter smiles “Well, he’s a yam.”
Mr Potato Head nods approvingly “A yam! Yes, yams are sweet taters. I look forward to meeting him...”
But before he can finish, the eldest daughter nudges the middle child and says “You have some news too, don’t you?”
The middle child blushes “Well yes... I’m getting married too!”
Mrs Potato Head is agape “You as well? Who is he?”
The middle child says “Oh he’s wonderful. He works in television! When teams of athletes are playing sports, he talks about what’s going on!”
Mr Potato Head frowns “Oh no, that won’t do at all! That sounds like a *common tater!* You can do better than that!”
But before he can finish, the youngest daughter blurts out “Well if you’re both getting married all of a sudden then I’m going to marry Vladimir Putin!”
Mr Potato Head splutters “Vladimir Putin? You can’t marry Vladimir Putin! He’s a *fascist dick tater!”*
Let the groaning begin.
The only way I’ll eat a tomato is by itself, or as juice, or in pizza, or with salt and balsamic vinegar, or in a sandwich, or stir fried, or with bacon, in tacos, lasagna, soup, salad, salsa, ketchup, and a few other things. Never with ice cream.
You say tomato, I say potato
(He’s been with the world)
I’m tired of the soup du jour
(He’s been with the world)
I wanna end this prophylactic tour
Afraid that no-one around me
Understands my potato
Think I’m only a spud boy
Looking for a real tomato
All Chinese. I will wait for some White westerners to confirm before believing this.
Potatoes are my favorite food. So yummy! So versatile!
It’s actually possible to graft tomatoes on to potato plants. The plant will yield both tomatoes and potatoes, but less of each than if left alone. It might work in hot weather to keep the tomatoes from wilting in the heat, but I’ve never tried it.
Explain to me how they knew of this 9 million years ago. Obviously we have no record of anything going back that far. Sounds like another scientific wild guess to me without proof & I doubt that the Bible offers any proof of this.