[frank ballenger]

When we first were going together my wife asked who my favorite Disney character was.

I said “ Goofy.”

She said: “That figures.”

[MikelTackNailer]

From the "So Old Walt Told It" File:

The judge says "I understand you want to divorce Minnie but in the state of California insanity is not grounds for a divorce.”

Mickey responds “I didn’t say she was crazy; I said she was f***ing goofy.”

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"Mr. Stephanopoulos; Mr. Reich: we told you
to stop trying to get past the height bars."

"Now come with us back to Small World and stay there."