[Red Badger]

I jumped off the roof of the house........................

[FamiliarFace]

I jumped off a doghouse with an umbrella on a windy day. I thought I might fly away like Mary Poppins!

[Flaming Conservative]

My brother’s neighbor called him one day and asked him if he knew his son was sitting on the roof, tearing shingles off and lobbing them off the roof. (he’d been sent to his room and climbed out the window onto the porch roof).