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If all you are going to fight a Burmese python with is a garden hoe I’m putting my money on the python!
The Rabbit of Caerbannog, often referred to in popular culture as the Killer Rabbit.
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them—
Great to have realistic and life-like lure, but every fisherman will tell you ya gotta have a hook in it.
Hook bunny up with live cell camera.
Spray with bunny scent.
If video confirmed as eaten by a python, trigger it to deploy telescopic 8” barbed rods on three axis.
Put a bounty on them and host cooking contests. The Filipinos will clear them out fast.
My python boots are too tight.
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My understanding is the Florida open season does not include Federal lands such as Everglades.
>Even worse, the robo-rabbits might demand hazardous duty pay, disability and death benefits.
In other words they might unionize. Figures they would do that
Or mutant sea bass
Are they ill-tempered?
If those government idiots allowed shotguns I might help otherwise get lost.
“My python boots are too tight.”
Love it!
“Otherwise, “humanely killed” is often used.”
Squeeze them to death under a front loader.
LOL. I also noticed their choice of words for killing snakes. Sounds as if they were going to give them a shot of permanent sleep juice and not just whack off their heads or shooting them.
A common complaint, I'm sure.
For the people who need some sort of compression socks, though - could be just the ticket.
A front loader in the Everglades. Interesting concept, challenging in practice.
Berserker Bunnies, tip o’the hat to Fred Saberhagen, lol.
Alright then, a Bobcat!😀
But keep the bounties small enough that people don’t start breeding them to cash in.
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