Posted on 07/24/2025 4:56:20 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — Most cat owners dread their pets bringing home mice or birds. But for the owners of one felonious feline in Auckland, New Zealand, there’s a worse shame — being the unwitting accomplice to an unstoppable one-cat crimewave.
His prolific laundry-pinching from clotheslines and bedrooms in the placid beachside neighborhood of Mairangi Bay has turned 15-month-old Leo into a local celebrity and earned him a new moniker. He now goes by Leonardo da Pinchy.
And he’s got expensive taste. His frequent hauls include silk boxer shorts, thick men’s work socks — preferably with clothespins still attached — and in one mortifying episode for his humans, a brand-new 300 New Zealand dollar ($181) cashmere sweater.
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Oh, puuullleeeeze! The cat’s obviously no good, and you’re just one of those bleeding heart, soft on crime pinkos! He needs to be sent up the river (after a fair trial), thrown in with the general population, fed baloney sandwiches, and forced to wear pink underwear! 😜
Sounds like Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer are at it again.
I sometimes call my two orange brother kitties that. They team up and do orange cat things. 😄
“”Oh, puuullleeeeze! The cat’s obviously no good, and you’re just one of those bleeding heart, soft on crime pinkos! He needs to be sent up the river (after a fair trial), thrown in with the general population, fed baloney sandwiches, and forced to wear pink underwear!””
It’s not his fault, I tell you. He’s from a broken home and has had a very “rough” time dealing with humanity, which has caused his confusion. We need to start a “go fund me” for him so he can be rehabilitated in the comfort and dignity which he deserves. You’re just an anti-feline! Shame, shame, shame...(bell rings).
Next you’re going to tell me he was brought here as a child, and it’s not his fault! I suppose he’s willing to do the work American cats won’t do? Face it, he’s just a no good rotten cat burglar!
“”Next you’re going to tell me he was brought here as a child, and it’s not his fault! I suppose he’s willing to do the work American cats won’t do? Face it, he’s just a no good rotten cat burglar!””
Your condemnation of this poor, innocent creature is telling. I bet you also hate birds and aardvarks, as well. And he HAS been doing the work American cats won’t do. American cats won’t lift a paw to steal cash. They just won’t touch it! But somebody has to.
Aardvaark lover!
“”Aardvaark lover!””
Undocumented Feline hater!
Fine! We’re just going to have to agree to disagree! There’s no meeting in the middle with someone who is a feline AND bird lover!
“”Fine! We’re just going to have to agree to disagree! There’s no meeting in the middle with someone who is a feline AND bird lover!””
I guess not. But just so you know, I’m reporting you to PETA and to the AFS for the unethical treatment of felines via your inhumane refusal to acknowledge their mental and emotional disabilities through no fault of their own.
They’ll never take me alive! Dirty rotten coppers! I have a cat carrier, and I know how to use it!
“”They’ll never take me alive! Dirty rotten coppers! I have a cat carrier, and I know how to use it!””
Thanks for the info. I’m also reporting you as a red-flag risk for that carrier. You’re going to jail.
People like you should not be allowed to carry a carrier!
He’s a purrvert!
I know my Constitutional rights! Yes, I have a cat carrier! And I’ll tell you something else -— I have more than one! And I plan on getting more! How d’ya like THEM apples?
“”I know my Constitutional rights! Yes, I have a cat carrier! And I’ll tell you something else -— I have more than one! And I plan on getting more! How d’ya like THEM apples?””
You are treading on thin, illegal ice with that, buddy. I’m thinking that a well-timed subpoena to get your location is in order here. And a SWAT raid to follow, to confiscate all those carriers. My only lament is that I won’t be there to watch it all go down while they drag you from your trailor and haul you off to the hoosegow!
I knew a guy in college who stole women’s underwear from clothes lines. Strange.
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