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To: BFW

Funny headline. Needs a punchline.


3 posted on 07/22/2025 12:36:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Federal Agents follow an illegal migrant into a Southern California grocery store:

The man picks up some bananas, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. He then walks up to the cash register to pay.

The Federal Agents intervene, inspect at the items he has, and say:

“We can tell you’re single.”

He smiles nervously and responds: “How do you know that?”

They respond: “Because you’re really ugly.”


12 posted on 07/22/2025 12:57:07 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: BenLurkin

Two ICE agents and an illegal walk into a grocery store....


13 posted on 07/22/2025 12:57:31 PM PDT by Buck-Toothed Knuckle Dragger
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To: BenLurkin

“Federal agents follow man into Southern California grocery store”

Maybe he blew into their ears - à la Laugh-In’s Dick Martin whose line was, “Blow in his ear and he’ll follow you anywhere! ;-)


26 posted on 07/22/2025 1:52:16 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star!)
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To: BenLurkin

Federal agents follow man into Southern California grocery store.

The man walks up to the store owner and the feds start perusing magazines in the rack by the door.

The man asks, “Where’s the Latino food section?”.

“Aisle 6”, says the clerk.

The feds glance at each other and when the man gets out of sight, one of them approaches the owner and pulls out his badge.

“Let me ask you something, is that door in the alley the only other way out of here? No loading dock or anything?”

“Nope, nothing else. That alley door is the only other way out or in”.

The fed nods at the one still by the door who then darts out the front and heads towards the alley.

“Thanks” he says, as he puts his badge back in his pocket and the owner asks “So is there going to be a bust or something?”

The fed smiles wryly, turns and continues into the store.

When he turns down aisle 6, the owner shakes his head and says to himself, “Well, there Goya-nother customer.”


31 posted on 07/22/2025 3:24:50 PM PDT by fruser1
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