Federal Agents follow an illegal migrant into a Southern California grocery store:
The man picks up some bananas, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. He then walks up to the cash register to pay.
The Federal Agents intervene, inspect at the items he has, and say:
“We can tell you’re single.”
He smiles nervously and responds: “How do you know that?”
They respond: “Because you’re really ugly.”
🤣 Well played!
LOL!!
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.
First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
You have now rendered him ‘elpless.