[real saxophonist]

In the South:
Want a Coke?
Yeah.
What kind of Coke you want?
Sprite.

Also in the south:
Want a Coke?
Yeah.
What kind of Coke you want?
Pepsi.

Way back in my Drum Corps days, I had the privilege of marching in the Coca-Cola 100th Anniversary Parade. Downtown Atlanta. Longest, hottest parade I've ever done.

[Red Badger]

Also in the south:
Want a Coke?
Yeah.
What kind of Coke you want?
Dr. Pepper.........................