Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get from the left to the right
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
He ain't no chicken no more
Posted on 07/18/2025 8:37:05 AM PDT by Morgana
Diaz-Sosa, Florida Woman since 2021.
A headline I never imagined I’d read
“...If anyone has ever been to KW you will know that those dam things are everywhere and they’re not in any hurry to move. My favorite breakfast restaurant (Blue Heaven) has them all over the dining area...”
I dunno. Last time I was in KW (’18), the iguanas were squeezing out the chickens, AND the multi-toed stray cats hanging around Hemingway House.
I was in KW in March and those d*mned roosters will wake you up before sunrise, at sunrise, after sunrise, etc. and seemed to be everywhere
She was carrying bear spray? How often is bear spray needed on Key West to protect yourself from bears?
Sounds like she was hunting not protecting herself.
clicked on this article to read about the chicken- not an abortion thread.
It’s the hypocrisy of sick people who claim to support life but do not support human life.
Key West is full of oddballs and weirdos who take its unique aspects to heart — such as an abundance of feral chickens.
It was pretty much just cats, in the ‘80s.
She needs a federal charge of using the bear spray other as intended by the label. *Clearly printed on the can.
I was in Key West 1986 - 1987, on the Truman Annex of the Navy Base. I didn’t see many feral animals, but I did see lots of feral young women.
Feral chickens became a common sight in Key West after settlers arrived in the 1820s, according to CBS News; the settlers sold the fowl to Cuban residents and years later when the Cuban migration began they brought cockfighting with them
Homage To Florida Mojo
There was a young couple from Florida
Whose passion grew steadily torrider;
They had planned to sin
At a room in the inn,
But impatient, they screwed in the corridor.
NOT GUILTY..... she could have worked for Epstein. Taking care of sex clients looking for a sound thrashing.
For the record, when the "use by date" expires for chickens, ducks, and some other feathered -types . . . in some parts of a country, these birds are let loose . . . and they meet a variety of endings.
40 posts and nobody’s made a fowl play pun yet? We’re slipping.
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