There has to be a 70s joke in there somewhere.
Call in Banacek.
They shall be called Meathead.
Like the one about the Polish hockey team.
They drowned in spring training
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.
‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’