Actual REAL headlines that day:
Posted on 07/14/2025 6:55:03 AM PDT by V_TWIN
U.S. — CNN took time out of its broadcast today to mark the one-year anniversary of the time President Trump fell over at a rally after some loud popping noises.
"The nation will always remember the startling images of Trump falling over and hitting his ear," said Anderson Cooper. "The big oaf just tumbled over, surprised as he was by some innocuous popping sounds. While we have never confirmed what the noises were, or how Trump got a cut on his ear, the day will go down in history nonetheless."
CNN displayed several iconic images that came out of that day, such as Trump standing up to yell 'Fight', presumably against slippery rally stages. "Many Republicans tried to turn the event into a condemnation of violent political rhetoric, but those people are evil and need to go to re-education camps," said Cooper. "Now let's watch Trump fall down again, the silly buffoon."
At publishing time, the Secret Service had announced that the female agent had finally succeeded in holstering her weapon.
Waterboard the producer who dispatched the crew to be there. Find out who tipped him off.
“Somebody did something” - some anonymous US representative most recently from from Minnesota.
The B doesn't miss a trick.
“Many TDS persons believe President Trump’s attempted assination was faked and/or staged”
Heck I heard that within 48 hours of it happening.
Yea, it’s real funny and the father who died behind Trump choaked on a hotdog. Yea, real funny.
WTF are you talking about? BTW, it’s spelled ‘choked’.
Actual REAL headlines that day:
Doesn’t matter how you spell it ,it’s still not funny.
Most of the subhumans in the “media” and their audiences thought President Trump had been attacked by an unruly teleprompter.
It’s not supposed to be “funny”....it’s a slam at cnn and the secret service....if you look at it in that context it makes perfect sense.....to most people anyway.
Unbelievable....SMH
ONE recent thread said that bumbling display: she was recruited from MARSHAL’s service to fill in for the SECRET SERVICE personnel that were sent to JILL’S LAST MINUTE TRIP elsewhere.
When more prices come together-—it sure looks like a setup.
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