I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen the Bronze Age introduced as the “so-called peaceful Bronze Age. But it’s been awhile since I’ve read the Iliad so maybe I need to refresh my memory ....
During the Coppertone age playful dogs were pulling down bathing suits everywhere.
"Sing Goddess, of the wrath of Achilles, Peleus' son, the cursed wrath that brought countless sorrow on the Acheans and send to Hades many valiant warriors and made them food for dogs and birds of the air..."
Or something along those lines.
Look at us now.