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She calls the gas company to report a gas leak in her house, then waits in the house to let gas company in.

When she got pregnant she said: "I hope it's mine".

She can't dial 911 because she can't find 11 on her phone.

She calls the airline to ask how long the flight from NY to Paris is. She hears: "Just a minute", thanks and hangs up.

She thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.

She climbs often to the roof top because she was told "the drinks are on the house".

Why does she laugh on Saturday? Because she heard a joke on Wednesday.

How did she break both legs raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

How do you make her eyes light up? By shining flashlight in her ears.

She keeps empty bottles in her fridge...for her friends who don't drink.

She’s on the Supreme Court now.

8 posted on 07/12/2025 1:22:57 PM PDT by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: RoosterRedux

Sadly I actually know some women who meet those criteria.

Even worse they are ALL Leftist Liberal Feminists. Boxed Wine and Cats are in their future


10 posted on 07/12/2025 1:41:01 PM PDT by OHPatriot (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: RoosterRedux

She heard it was chilly outside she ran inside to get a bowl.

She thinks a quarterback is a refund.

She failed a blood test (but passed the bar?).


11 posted on 07/12/2025 2:03:41 PM PDT by Semper Vigilantis (Peace - through superior firepower.)
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To: RoosterRedux

There is an argument to be made that this is a profile for KBJ


19 posted on 07/12/2025 3:02:05 PM PDT by combat_boots
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To: RoosterRedux

✅🤪👍Excellent !!!


21 posted on 07/12/2025 5:06:17 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!! )
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To: RoosterRedux

She’s super happy about completing the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said 3-5 years.


22 posted on 07/12/2025 5:15:16 PM PDT by fso301
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To: RoosterRedux

bttt


26 posted on 07/12/2025 6:54:30 PM PDT by timestax
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