[Made In The USA]

If that guy is a woman, then my dog is a cat.

[Gil4]

...then my dog is a cat.

My daughter ley my granddaughter (age 3 at the time) name their dog - Tiger. It's also ironic because it's smaller than your average housecat and not nearly as fierce.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

If that guy is a woman, then my dog is a cat.

To paraphrase Lincoln, how many legs does a dog have if you call a tail a leg?

Four. Calling a leg a tail doesn't make it one.

[ridesthemiles]

AND YOU & I ARE CRUISE SHIP CAPTAINS !