[BenLurkin]

One solid Obama into the bowl each morning is best.

[Hyman Roth]

What a crappy assignment

[rlmorel]

I get really irritated when I am trying to watch a video on YouTube or Rumble, and some damned young woman screams out at me “STUCK POOP?”

WTF, why am I getting those?

[GSWarrior]

D’uh

[clintonh8r]

Hey, doc, I have a massive bowel movement every morning at about 7.

Well, that could be quite beneficial. What’s the problem?

The problem is I don’t get out of bed until 8!

[jerod]

As soon as you stop pooping and peeing everyday... You’ll have problems. Suggestion 1 - Cutback on your cheese intake.

[logi_cal869]

I’m not going to get into the weeds on this except to state that doctors USED to ask such a question, re “regularity.” This bone has been grinding at me for quite some time.

‘Regularity’ is a prime indicator of endocrine and digestive health pertaining to ORGAN function (i.e., liver & pancreas among them, not just your damned intestines related to gluten and/or fat intake).

Don’t believe the BS labels associated with digestive problems and DO NOT self-treat by reading social media posts on gluten-free BS etc.

If your regularity changes dramatically, see a doctor. If the doctor doesn’t recommend radical lifestyle changes absent a dreaded diagnosis - OR hands you a scrip for any pill whatsoever - FIND ANOTHER DOCTOR (I recommend a Naturopath).

Ignoring digestive ‘hints’ your body provides by rationalizing or self-treating can be debilitating (as in losing organs or length of colon) or downright deadly.

(FReeper autodidacts such as myself will likely be nodding in agreement while others are sure to blast my comments due to biased experiences. So be it).

Don’t rationalize/ignore symptoms. Don’t trust MDs. Be healthy & smart. Or don’t. Free country/Free advice.

Just don’t expect me to pool for the healthcare of the reckless & stupid (like some with whom I’ve lived & worked).

[frithguild]

Of course, everybody's found themselves at one extreme or the other at some point in their lives, after catching a stomach bug or eating too much cheese.

There is always a nonsense sentence, unsupported by and fact or analysis of the underlying data. My ancestors have been eating cheese for thousands of years. And I'm not a cheese eating surrender monkey, thank you very much.

[cgbg]

Another Uranus article?

[KarlInOhio]

By examining my careful records of fifty years of bowel movements with information on size, consistency and time of day cross referenced with my food intake over the previous 24 hours my doctor was able to diagnose my OCD.

[Az Joe]

The more I eat the more I poop

[john316]

So there’s a problem with the frequency that “The Browns got to the Super Bowl ”

[Mariner]

If done properly in the morning, a second is not needed.

[FamiliarFace]

While this may important information for some, it’s a little TMI for sharing toileting habits with internet FRiends. JMHO.

[cyclotic]

I imagine the worst job in the world is processing Colo-guard samples.

I sent mine in a couple weeks ago. I didn’t song the cutesy jingle while I was taking the box to UPS.

[BitWielder1]

Schedule?
Whenever I have to. That's it.

[P.O.E.]

There’s actually a wall chart (The Bristol Stool Chart).

Some joker put one in the bathroom at work a while back.

[GaltAdonis]

Once a morning right after breakfast.
Actually, occasionally breakfast is interrupted by the task.
I had to quit eating Raisin Bran - which is a shame, because I love the stuff.

[cantbetooconservative]

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they are a solid number two

[dangus]

Newsflash: People with Irritable Bowel Sydrome more frequently have diarrhea!