Congressman Who Thought Guam Could Tip Over Massacres Classic Jimi Hendrix Song

Outkick ^ | 6/21/25 | Matt Reigle

[Libloather]

The Democrats are having a hard time connecting with normal people, and one congressman decided that the best thing to do would be to grab a guitar and throw down an anti-Trump version of the Jimi Hendrix classic "Hey Joe."

The only problem is that he doesn't know how to play guitar. Like, at all.

**SNIP**

The unbuttoned shirt, for instance, was 1,000 percent a decision made moments before his intern hit record. This may have even been take two after he stopped in the middle of tie-on take one.

"Wait; hang on… (*Unbutons shirt*) …Now we're ready."

But let's give Hank a chance. As he explained in the ramp-up to his axe-slinging — which is almost better than the guitar playing — he has his new Fender Stratocaster on him. And that's not just any Strat, by the way. That appears to my eye to be a Stevie Ray Vaughan signature model (the "SRV" on the pickguard is a bit of a giveaway), which is currently listed on the Fender website for $2,299.99.

Which, as you're about to see, is about $2,000-worth of guitar more than someone with Johnson's playing ability needs.

**SNIP**

Then came the lyrics and… oof.

"Hey, Trump; where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?" Johnson sang. "I’m goin’ down the street to shoot democracy/You know I want to be a king someday."

Oh boy. So, he sucks at playing guitar and thought he was a lyrical genius for cramming the same tired left-wing platitudes about democracy being in peril, even though Trump was elected by the people, while the Democrats nominated someone who had never received a primary vote in her life.

[Phoenix8]

That’s my thought as well. Johnson is a low IQ , uneducated Dem. So DUMB he thought islands floated like logs.

BUT..

What is the excuse of the the 14th district of Georgia for re-electing him again and again? “Hotlanta”.

Idiocracy come to life.