You have more than one cat and less than one girl.
FIFY
“You have more than one cat and less than one girl.”
Only a male with excess testosterone would have more than one cat. Playing with two cats is a blood sport. I have the scratches and bite marks to prove it.
Had an outside cat adopt me. Brings in the bodies of things she kills and eats the heads. She didn’t manage to bring in the bodies from a coon fight, a momma and her young ones. I was sure she was dead, I heard the fight. Showed up for my coffee and a cigarette in the morning. Never saw the coons again. She’s pretty territorial and the most complete bad ass lady I’ve ever met. As for women, in done. I’ll keep the Grey tabby, she is faithful and true.