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Crying Baby On Flight Complains About Being Sat Near Greta Thunberg
babylonbee.com ^

Posted on 06/11/2025 10:12:31 AM PDT by V_TWIN

WORLD — During an international flight from Tel Aviv to Paris a crying baby was seen complaining to a flight attendant about being seated next to professional activist Greta Thunberg.

"Can you move me to another seat? I can't hear myself think," the crying baby cried. "This grown woman won't stop crying."

Thunberg, who recently made headlines for being rescued by Israel during an ill-advised trip to Gaza, claimed she was not crying, only telling her seat mate about the horrors of climate change.

"How dare you, baby!" Thunberg reportedly said. "By breathing this air, you are hurtling the earth toward its doom! You are here flying and not even thinking about how you are ruining the world for my generation!"

"How dare you!" she added.

Unfortunately for the crying baby, the flight was fully booked and there were no remaining seats available. According to witnesses, the baby attempted to cause a scene by crying about it, but the child's cries were drowned out by Greta Thunberg's rant about Zionism.

"These people do not care who they kill! They are causing the genocide! How dare you fly out of their airports!" she complained to her fellow passengers.

At publishing time, the airline captain made a once in a lifetime exception and had Greta Thunberg ejected from the plane from about 40,000 feet.


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1 posted on 06/11/2025 10:12:31 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

can’t blame the little tyke

Greta should have been transported via Davey Jone’s locker


2 posted on 06/11/2025 10:15:27 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: V_TWIN

Would someone please dox the pilot? I’d like to buy him a (several) beers!


3 posted on 06/11/2025 10:18:31 AM PDT by Fireone (1.Avoid crowds 2.Head on a swivel 3.Be prepared to protect & defend those around you 4.Avoid crowds)
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To: Fireone

Yep, the last paragraph was exceptionally hilarious 😁


4 posted on 06/11/2025 10:20:49 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Has Greta said anything since leaving Israel? I heard they made her watch the October 7th tapes. If that doesn’t knock some sense into her, nothing will.


5 posted on 06/11/2025 11:56:05 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: V_TWIN
At publishing time, the airline captain made a once in a lifetime exception and had Greta Thunberg ejected from the plane from about 40,000 feet.

If his current employer fires him, he has a job waiting with Air Augusto Helicopter Transport Service.

6 posted on 06/11/2025 11:57:58 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Hildy

” I heard they made her watch the October 7th tapes”

Everybody that was on the boat refused to watch.

They don’t want to see the truth, it doesn’t fit their virtue signaling narrative.


7 posted on 06/11/2025 12:23:35 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

8 posted on 06/11/2025 12:35:56 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (If Islam is outlawed, only outlaws will have Islam. IOW, no change.)
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To: V_TWIN

Hell, I would cry too.


9 posted on 06/11/2025 12:36:56 PM PDT by sport
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To: V_TWIN

OK, that was funny.


10 posted on 06/11/2025 2:22:46 PM PDT by sauropod (Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
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To: V_TWIN

Love it..Thanks, Bee!!


11 posted on 06/11/2025 4:14:50 PM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: V_TWIN

IF ONLY——


12 posted on 06/11/2025 4:27:44 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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