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Mexican Rioter Adds Lime Wedge To Molotov Cocktail
The Bee ^ | June 9, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 06/09/2025 6:10:05 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

LOS ANGELES, CA — Mass protests over the federal government's crackdown on illegal immigration received a touch of Latino flavor over the weekend, as one Mexican rioter added a lime wedge to his Molotov cocktail.

The innovative twist occurred Sunday afternoon when a large mob of protesters clashed with law enforcement in downtown L.A., as a rioter later identified as 26-year-old Mexican national Alejandro Rodriguez stuffed a slice of lime into the opening of the Modelo bottle he used to fashion his improvised incendiary device.

"This will add the perfect kick of citrus," Rodriguez was heard saying before lobbing the now-Mexican Molotov cocktail at police officers. "The bright acidity of the lime will provide just the right pairing with the gasoline as the bottle shatters in a burst of flames. Viva la raza!"

Following the altercation, law enforcement officers confirmed that the attack bore a noticeable Latin flavor. "You know, now that you mention it, there was a hint of lime in there," said LAPD riot officer Dave Gorman. "I saw the flash of light, felt the sudden rush of heat from the fire when the Molotov cocktail exploded on the cruiser I was standing next to… and then, there was the refreshing twist of lime at the end. An unmistakable bit of Mexican flair. Still totally sucks to have people firebombing you, though. I can't recommend it, lime or not."

At publishing time, the anti-ICE mob had reportedly also hired a mariachi band to provide authentic Mexican accompaniment as a soundtrack for the riots.

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Violent Criminal Illegal Alien Arsonists bend over backwards to please the Prog Marxist Democrat Insurrection.
1 posted on 06/09/2025 6:10:05 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

does a Mexican Boarder pay rent?


2 posted on 06/09/2025 6:16:09 PM PDT by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 🇷🇺 )
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To: Morgana

For those in Rio Linda, la raza translates to “The Race”.


3 posted on 06/09/2025 6:27:24 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Navy Patriot

“You put the lime in the Molotov and shake it all up.”


4 posted on 06/09/2025 8:28:57 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Deaf Smith

For those in Rio Linda, la raza translates to “The Race”.
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I miss Rush. Nobody can replace him.


5 posted on 06/09/2025 8:34:26 PM PDT by BarbM (Men who look at porn are impotent for God.)
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To: T.B. Yoits

Molotov Cocktail, the local drink
And all she wants to do is dance, dance.


6 posted on 06/09/2025 8:36:51 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

7 posted on 06/09/2025 8:43:09 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Navy Patriot

It doesn’t count if you don’t salt the rim ...


8 posted on 06/09/2025 8:48:26 PM PDT by x
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To: T.B. Yoits

I was thinking about that last night

Someone did a video of that guy and dubbed a song by Michigan J. Frog in it.


9 posted on 06/10/2025 12:04:59 PM PDT by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 🇷🇺 )
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s just one big party, until someone gets 4th degree burns.


10 posted on 06/10/2025 12:10:03 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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