USS Harvey Milk To Be Renamed 'USS No Homo'

The Bee ^ | June 4, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

This will stop other nations naval vessels from Ramming the 206 in The Stern.

[Gay State Conservative]

How about the USS John Wayne?

[one guy in new jersey]

USNS No Homo

[rdcbn1]

I was actually pushing for “ USS Homo No Mo “ myself, but ‘USS No Homo’ is close enough for government work.

Works for me

[circlecity]

Now that’s damn funny.

[Missouri gal]

Is there a USS Reagan already? a USS Trump would be nice, but pretty sure that has to wait awhile.

[Antoninus]

They should rename it the "Saint Charles Lwanga"...

Sts. Joseph Mkasa, Charles Lwanga, Denis Sebuggwawo and their 19 companions were martyred not just out of fidelity to Christ just a few years after Christianity was introduced to their country, but in explicit condemnation and heroic defense of young male pages from a king’s desire to sexually molest them.

[Missouri gal]

Is there a USS Reagan already? a USS Trump would be nice, but pretty sure that has to wait awhile. Maybe USS Rush Limbaugh?

[mass55th]

More like USS NO PEDOPHILE.

[Mat_Helm]

USS BIG BALLS

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

How about the USS Children Are Precious.

Underneath the main name could be the ship’s motto:

Pedophiles Will Be Keelhauled.

[NorthMountain]

“USNS Rum And The Lash”

[7thson]

The USS Trump should be reserved for naming the first starship.

[NorthMountain]

Now Hear This!

CVN-76 USS Ronald W. Reagan would like to speak with you.

[Midwesterner53]

Rename it the USNS Confederate States of America to watch liberal heads explode.

[tumblindice]

USS Shirtless Tom Selleck
no homo

[Migraine]

I suggest the U S N S Earl Campbell In commemoration of the old Houston Oilers

[Fledermaus]

Yes, there is a USS Reagan.

[Nextrush]

“No Homo” is that a Vietnamese name...

[V_TWIN]

“The ship is a literally called an ‘oiler’, its whole job is oiling up other ships”

That bit of irony certainly wasn’t lost on me when I learned of it. 😏