Posted on 06/04/2025 10:55:06 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Navy announced this morning that the USS Harvey Milk will be officially renamed the USS No Homo.
Christened the 'Harvey Milk' four years ago in honor of the infamous gay sexual predator, the ship's name change reflects a broader effort by military leadership to clarify that the Navy isn't actually that gay.
"Despite the uniforms, the Navy isn't just nancy boys and fairies," said Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. "The names of our ships ought to reflect that non-gayness. It's hard enough for them already, wearing their fruity little sailor outfits, without also having their ships named after gay child molesters. Therefore, we have officially renamed the ship the 'No Homo' out of love and care for our Navy brothers. No homo."
Gay rights activists have condemned the decision, stating it is a blatant denial of the truth as the ship is obviously very gay. "Who do you think you're fooling? The ship is a literally called an 'oiler', its whole job is oiling up other ships, and it's docked in San Fran. It's a total flamer," said local activist Mikai Danielson. "Methinks Secretary Hegseth doth protest too much."
At publishing time, Secretary Hegseth had issued an order for everyone to stop calling Navy guys "seamen."
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How about the USS John Wayne?
USNS No Homo
Works for me
Now that’s damn funny.
Is there a USS Reagan already? a USS Trump would be nice, but pretty sure that has to wait awhile.
Is there a USS Reagan already? a USS Trump would be nice, but pretty sure that has to wait awhile. Maybe USS Rush Limbaugh?
More like USS NO PEDOPHILE.
USS BIG BALLS
How about the USS Children Are Precious.
Underneath the main name could be the ship’s motto:
Pedophiles Will Be Keelhauled.
“USNS Rum And The Lash”
The USS Trump should be reserved for naming the first starship.
CVN-76 USS Ronald W. Reagan would like to speak with you.
Rename it the USNS Confederate States of America to watch liberal heads explode.
USS Shirtless Tom Selleck
no homo
I suggest the U S N S Earl Campbell In commemoration of the old Houston Oilers
Yes, there is a USS Reagan.
“No Homo” is that a Vietnamese name...
“The ship is a literally called an ‘oiler’, its whole job is oiling up other ships”
That bit of irony certainly wasn’t lost on me when I learned of it. 😏
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