Posted on 06/01/2025 8:26:32 AM PDT by bitt
Sure, as far as conspiracy theories go, it’s no “Paul Is Dead,” but our 2025 timeline is what it is, and we’ve gotta make the best of it. Thus, as of late last night, a brand-new conspiracy theory has bedazzled the nation: Was Joe Biden secretly swapped with a clone and/or robotic lookalike in 2020?
Because, ‘round midnight Eastern Standard Time, President Donald J. Trump re-Tweeted (Re-Truthed?) the following:
https://truthsocial.com/@llijh/114604139396491788
Incidentally, his very next posting was a plug for David Mamet:
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114606254307800195
But back to the Biden-clone-robot-thingy: Naturally, this has outraged the mainstream media! Newsweek was tricked into revealing its lack of respect for its readership’s grey matter when it felt it was necessary to forewarn them: “Donald Trump Shares Baseless Conspiracy That Biden Was ‘Executed in 2020.’” [emphasis added]
Ah, thanks for letting us all know the conspiracy is ‘baseless.’ Appreciate the heads up, guys! Guess that’s why you’re the experts! (Although, if you stop and think about it, Newsweek’s headline only says the part about Biden being executed in 2020 was baseless. Which sort of implies that the clone-robot-thingy might still be true? Hmm… I demand answers!)
Have no fear, Newsweek is here to set the record straight:
"There is no credible evidence to support any part of this [Biden-was-executed and/or clone-robot-thingy] claim. Biden has made numerous live public appearances, participated in unscripted press conferences, and engaged in direct interactions with world leaders, all of which would be impossible to convincingly fake with current technology. Additionally, such an extensive cover-up would require the complicity of thousands of people across the political spectrum, including Republicans, journalists, and foreign officials—an implausible scenario.
Trump's repost comes shortly after the news that former President Biden had been diagnosed with prostate cancer, which his office has characterized as aggressive but still allowing
(Excerpt) Read more at pjmedia.com ...
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Robots take a dump in their britches? That shouldn’t be a feature...
It was Dave. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_(film)
More about your robo-Biden.
What self-respecting robot or clone would be so damn stupid, pathetic, incontinent, incoherent, and a pedophile?
TEMU Biden. He walks, and he talks and he rages about all things MAGA. Automatic software updates recommended.
Oh come on. Anyone who ever watched a minute of the Iran contra hearings- which have been completely scrubbed, unavailable, BTW- and can’t admit this is a different person is lying
“What self-respecting robot or clone would be so damn stupid”
I always say, people do not read/see enough Shakespeare.
In figuring out what characters will or won’t do, people ascribe motivations that exist only in their own minds
It’s algebraic
Why does a fill in for Biden have to be self respecting? He doesn’t.
Lowest bidder
Ridiculous. At least the truth came out about Epstein. Hopefully the truth will come out on this.
Why such a crappy clone/robot?
I thought you knew. Because they accepted the bribes and used Chinese tech.
And since the Chinese manufactured the chips and developed the programming, there were plenty of backdoors installed ... which explains a lot of Biden’s policies, given Xi’s long term objectives for the U.S.
I’d like to think the above is strictly tongue in cheek. But ....
The Autopen Empire!
Of course not. They did at least have problematic experiments with a too-tall Biden double at one point, however.
https://youtube.com/shorts/M_zZvddEyFQ?si=BJWpUF8gCXscYhDY
Trump is who he is. The crazy is baked in the cake. Voters don’t care. Authenticity. Awareness. Agility.
Who in their right mind would even want the job?...Never mind
Maybe when they down loaded the brain scan info into the Clone/Robot they got confused and down loaded the brain scan info for the lab rat that was stored on the same computer.
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