“Diana! Where is my Axe!”
Diana to Beau: “I’ve been selling your weaponry, piecemeal, for years now and funneling the cash into my offshore account.”
Beau to Diana: “What?”
Diana to Beau; ‘Your axe is in your buckskin backpack, right where it always is. Good thing your HEAD is attached, or you’d lose that, too!” ;)
LOL, too funny!
I have to admit, I’m the type that misplaces things a lot, too. Except for in my kitchen. I tend to have a very good grasp of where everything in there is located.
However, the sunglasses that were just in my head but aren’t there anymore? Why didn’t I stick them on the desk in the cubby where I keep them? Garden gloves? Oh, I took them off to answer a phone call, walked around, and I can only find one of them.
Like yesterday, today I am doing a good deep scrub cleaning on our deck. I hope I finish it all today. It’s too hot to work for more than about an hour at a time. Need water and AC breaks every so often.
Are your orioles still visiting? The ones around here don’t seem to come to the feeders very often. I’m keeping the oranges with grape jelly fresh, just in case.