If the Japanese are getting their smokes and liquor out of vending machines, that could explain their love for robots.
It’s the vending machines for sex, though, that people would be more curious to hear about.
Hell, I was born in the 70s and I remember cigarette vending machines being everywhere in the 80s.
I think that
11) Buy Child Porn
was left off the list. Unless I am misinformed.
Mmmm. Love me some whale.
Thanks, now I know there’s no reason to go to Japan.
I'm also old enough to remember when every Shoney's or Waffle House had a cigarette vending machine near the front door.
11: Blurry porn.
struggles 10 things you can do in Japan that aren’T as obvious as this stuff:
1. eat horse sushi
2. take a dump without toilet paper and walk away clean
3. print baseball tickets at the convenience store
4. find weed in the wild, but go to jail for 10 years if you smoke it
5. smoke vapes that are essentially cigarettes with heaters
6. buy a huge house in the country for $10k
7. ride in a bus that’s only slightly smaller than both lanes of road
8. go to a public bath
9. drive your truck into a river if you don’t want it anymore
10. fight with monkeys while hiking