That was my plan until I tested positive for steroids and was drummed out of the Professional Cornhole League.
My coach wanted me to do some resistance training, so I refused to go to the gym. He also wanted me to burn 2000 calories every day, I said no problem so I left the brownies in the oven too long.I was asked why I was so fat and told them it runs in the family but I was corrected and was told NOBODY runs in my family. I’ve added squats to my daily routine by moving my beer to the lowest shelf in the refrigerator.