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Far-Right Christian Extremists Pray For Joe Biden
babylonbee.com ^ | May 19, 2025

Posted on 05/19/2025 10:09:19 AM PDT by V_TWIN

DOVER, DE — In a horrifying display of what could be growing Christian Nationalism, a group of far-right Christian extremists gathered earlier today to pray for former President Joseph Biden.

According to eyewitnesses, the dangerous far-right Christians gathered together in a little circle, then proceeded, one after the other, to pray for a man with whom they disagree morally, politically, economically, and spiritually.

"It was really scary to see," said Wayne Prinque, a reporter who caught the entire far-right Christian prayer ritual on camera. "One of the grandmothers even got on her knees as she prayed for Joe Biden's health, repentance, and ultimate salvation. I can't believe they would actually go so far as to pray for a president whom many would have considered their enemy. This madness needs to be stopped right away."

Sources say that the evil extremist far-right Christians immediately turned back to their old ways following their prayers for Joseph Biden by proceeding to also pray for the health and repentance of President Donald Trump.

"What a bunch of hypocrites," Prinque later noted. "Of course they were just waiting for a chance to pray for their hero Trump like they always do."

At publishing time, the far-right Christian extremists had escalated their tactics even more by praying silently outside of an abortion clinic.


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1 posted on 05/19/2025 10:09:19 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Wow! Didn’t know that was the Bee. Doesn’t need to be


2 posted on 05/19/2025 10:10:22 AM PDT by albie (U)
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To: V_TWIN

From their jail cells no less.


3 posted on 05/19/2025 10:12:07 AM PDT by Track9 (Make haste slowly. )
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To: V_TWIN

The funny thing is, this could be a true headline.

Every time the media reports about a number of select chosen groups, they always inject attack words and weapon words into their articles.

Then they run polls.

Sarc: See how unpopular Christian Nationalists are? What fascists. Who knew? Where did this come from? We don’t know.


4 posted on 05/19/2025 10:56:31 AM PDT by ProgressingAmerica (We cannot vote our way out of these problems. The only way out is to activist our way out.)
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To: albie

Right


5 posted on 05/19/2025 10:59:44 AM PDT by Freeleesy
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To: ProgressingAmerica

I prayed for Biden’s salvation yesterday and got a rude response from a freeper.


6 posted on 05/19/2025 8:03:28 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: ViLaLuz

I am sorry to hear that. Prayer and best wishes should always be welcomed to be given freely.

However much we disagree on policies with Biden it is not right taking the side of ill wishes toward another. Families will be grief stricken once the man finally passes on and that should not be forgotten.


7 posted on 05/19/2025 8:53:22 PM PDT by ProgressingAmerica (We cannot vote our way out of these problems. The only way out is to activist our way out.)
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