Posted on 05/13/2025 5:20:06 AM PDT by Red Badger
Maybe if they put moar lipstick on it?
If they had only buried Walt Disney in a electricity-producing coffin his spinning would be churning out Mega-watts of electricity...maybe enough to power DisneyWorld.
Stupid is as stupid does, again and again.
I don’t think the film was gay enough. Disney needed to make Snow White a lesbian and the prince a transgender man.
Did I really need a “/s” switch there?
And the dwarves could be replaced by the freaks in the latest Jaguar commercial.
Why don’t they release the 1937 Snow White? I bet it would make $100 million at the box office.
I’m no movie mogul but maybe a 3rd release? 😂
They could but the original soundtrack would sound horrible.
They would have to re-record it with newer technology and modern acoustics.
Is it salvageable? I don’t know. Or they could simply do it over completely with new voices...............
No, not at all!
It’s a great way to lose $500 millioin!
I’m waiting for the sequel, “Yellow Snow”.
No you did not, lol.
they are going to have to go with mandatory viewing
if they want to make money
call it a woke tax
Noticed this morning that it’s available for rent on Amazon for $24.99
ROFLMAO
I’m sure they can fix it, assuming there isn’t one good print left? If they had 5 or 10 halfway decent prints they can digitize it and edit in the best parts of each print to make one whole film. The music would be out of style for sure, and make crackle and pop, but that too can be remixed and made into clean stereo using audio technology. Most theaters don’t project film anymore they use digital projectors. So no film, just a high quality digital cut projected onto a very large screen. And some are direct to screen, like a TV or streamer on a device though that is not ubiquitous yet. Besides is it not available already on Disney+ stream service? Perhaps not.
A relaunch of Snow White 1937 could be a cultural revival and a lot of fun if done right. Which is probably the main reason Disney wouldn’t do it. Bring in some live action princesses and some sets - like a Disney version of Santa at the mall - and the kids will make a day out of it, get pictures taken, buy souvenirs, and probably mom and dad will pay extra for the ticket too. But I’m sure whomever is in charge of film release has thought of this, and either knows it won’t fly with the bosses or has been told by the CEO to forget about the idea as it would undermine their attempt to normalize their “put a chick in it and make her gay” approach to entertainment. 😂
If you have X, this is worth hearing.
Someone took the best comments under the #SnowWhite trailer & put it to song! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://x.com/nancytsidley/status/1901402830474506382
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