Man is mauled to death and EATEN by pet lion days after buying the beast to keep in his back garden

Daily Mail ^ | May 12, 2025 | Taryn Pedler

[No name given]

When they’re cubs that is, but when they grow up, well…

[txeagle]

I just consulted a world map color-code by each country’s average intelligence. The facts fit with the map.

[Hammerhead]

Somebody explain the difference between this and getting married.

[Hyman Roth]

Taste like chicken

[Hyman Roth]

Hold my Koran and watch this

[nuconvert]

Must have been hungry. I feel sorry for the lion.

[Big Red Badger]

Diminished IQs’
tell me He was wanting a
Furrie !

[albie]

al Din became al Dinner

[Veto!]

That man is an idiot, I don’t care that he died.

I do care that tha beautiful lion, just doing what lions do, was killed.
My cat agrees. B@tchy kitty bites me every day.

[tumblindice]

No? Hmmmm. OK. Just nymphomania then:

Nymphomaniacal Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil. 😃

[rovenstinez]

Wonder if the lion was related to Simba in the Disney Lion King.

[SunkenCiv]

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[dfwgator]

Hakuna Matata!

[packrat35]

Ironic!

[Colt1851Navy]

al-Dim not Din

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I am reminded of the old FRACTURED FAIRY TALES about Androcles and the lion. “ If a Lion says he won’t eat you, remember he is a lyin’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-CZK357jM0

[Nachoman]

This supports the postulate that a house cat would kill their owners if they were just big enough.

[Seruzawa]

So would the parakeets.

[Lazamataz]

Well done!

[Lazamataz]

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