[lee martell]

I almost never drink Soda Pop anymore,
but when I do
I usually choose either Squirt or Canada Dry.
Those two don’t tend to ‘detonate’ in my stomach like the others.

[Hyman Roth]

My Dad was such an alcoholic they said drink Canada Dry. He went to Canada and drank it dry. - Rodney

[gnarledmaw]

They should make Squirt and Canada Dry with the bourbon flavor already added...

[Bikkuri]

"Soda Pop"

[tumblindice]

That cola phosphoric acid will take the grasshoppers off your car’s grill, but won’t hurt your stomach lining or kidneys, no sir.