[MikelTackNailer]

The Earl of Oxford wrote the plays. Shakespeare was just the beard.

Pishtosh and balderdash. Everyone knows 'Shakespeare' was a pseudonym Sir Francis Bacon wrote under to propagate an anti-monarchical system of philosophy by secreting it in the text.

Or was it Sir Walter Raleigh?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

It doesn't matter. As long as it wasn't Shakespeare.