"Sales continue to decline! It's clear we're not pursuing our readers hard enough, we're not giving them the stories they want! I want 30 more LGBTQRZWXYZ stories on my desk by 9:00 AM tomorrow."
“LGBTQRZWXYZ”
Wasn’t that the name of the little leprechaun alien that Superman always had to get to utter in order to get him to go back to where he came from? :)