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Gorilla That Can Talk Said Something Shocking About Humans - You Won’t Believe Your Ears
Story Whispers ^ | 21/2/25

Posted on 05/02/2025 8:21:17 AM PDT by Eleutheria5

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I fully believe this story, because:

A big Gorilla at the L.A. Zoo
Snatched the glasses right off my face;
Took the keys to my BMW;
Left me there to take his place.

(Another great Warren Zevon song)


61 posted on 05/02/2025 12:19:34 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: Eleutheria5

62 posted on 05/02/2025 12:21:04 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: boop

I think it’s almost a certainty that if our dogs could talk they would spend all their words requesting more food.


63 posted on 05/02/2025 2:38:39 PM PDT by chrisser (I lost my vaccine card in a tragic boating accident.)
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To: Pirate Ragnar

I agree that the greenies were using her, and it was a shame.

There is no doubt she was an exceptional gorilla, all kidding aside.


64 posted on 05/03/2025 1:06:01 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (Every Goliath has his David. Child in need ofand thhere we CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
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To: Ben Dover

Son of a...


65 posted on 10/26/2025 10:51:34 AM PDT by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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66 posted on 10/26/2025 10:53:34 AM PDT by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: woodbutcher1963

“Rosetta Stone” software


67 posted on 10/26/2025 10:54:30 AM PDT by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: FroggyTheGremlim

The female Pygmy native track team in his area were smart, too.

They were a cunning bunch of runts.


68 posted on 10/26/2025 10:57:05 AM PDT by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Have you ever heard of a gorilla that could drive a car, make jokes, knew over 1,000 words, and even took care of a pet cat

I don't know all about that, but have you ever heard of a talking horse? A horse is a horse, of course, of course, but who ever heard of a talking horse?


69 posted on 10/26/2025 11:02:12 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: Larry Lucido

Toonces? The driving cat?


70 posted on 10/26/2025 11:05:09 AM PDT by MIA_eccl1212 (10-10-10-10)
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To: Ben Dover

LOL. I was going to say it if you didn’t 😬


71 posted on 10/26/2025 11:07:50 AM PDT by ZinGirl (Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
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