Posted on 05/01/2025 9:22:42 PM PDT by Red Badger
I keep a lint roller on hand for picking up ticks. When they get stuck on their backs, they just lay there and wave their legs.
We’ve had to treat our lawn and around the garden to keep them down. And mr. mm and I do tick checks every day that we’ve been outside.
So much self serving evil in Government/HealthCare/Research grants and funding.
Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
LOL at last line
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