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Fart spray causes confusion at Fairfield carnival
WTNH Television ^ | 4/28/25 | Juliana Lenore

Posted on 04/29/2025 3:42:53 AM PDT by Puppage

FAIRFIELD, Conn. (WTNH) — The Fairfield Police Department is clearing up some confusion surrounding screaming and running crowds at the McKinley Carnival at Jennings Beach Saturday night.

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TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: fartspray; nadlered
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To: Puppage

Earache Smellwell is not Impressed. His farts knock airplan3s to the ground


21 posted on 04/29/2025 5:55:34 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: who knows what evil?

Bwahahaha


22 posted on 04/29/2025 6:16:09 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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To: bleach

That’s classic! Keep up the good work.


23 posted on 04/29/2025 6:17:49 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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To: telescope115

It works great when the neighbor insists on keeping their window open while playing loud music.

I used to run a trap line and had some leftover pure essence of skunk to cover human odor in red fox trap sets. That works well too.

In high school we would put a few drops on the door handle of friends cars so they got it on their hand when they opened the door!


24 posted on 04/29/2025 6:30:09 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: Puppage

He who broke it schmoked it.


25 posted on 04/29/2025 6:34:29 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: billorites
IdidThatBiden
26 posted on 04/29/2025 7:28:45 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Listen to me now, think about it later and cry about it some other day.)
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To: Puppage

Buy yours NOW! TARIFFS will make Fart spray unaffordable!


27 posted on 04/29/2025 8:07:06 AM PDT by Nevernikki
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To: lee martell
While this scene was going on, I guarantee you, somewhere in that crowd, somebody was laughing hysterically and filming the entire event, screams and all.

I’d love to see that video.

28 posted on 04/29/2025 8:56:07 AM PDT by Allegra (Strategic initiatives )
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To: Nevernikki

Ain’t nothin’ like the real thang baby.


29 posted on 04/29/2025 9:00:55 AM PDT by dforest
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