[Right_Wing_Madman]

"I Saw the Feds"

I saw the Feds
When I opened up the door
Marching down the street
One two three four

Ken dolls from casting
A hundred, maybe more
Tattoos or piercings
None of which they bore

They wore khaki pants
From the JCrew store
And each one had a mask
Guy Fawkes before the war

The leader he then spoke
Euro race to which he swore
That was certain Fed speech
A false flag we knew for sure

Feds on parade
With CNN no more
Shuffling down the street
Looking kind of bored

The demonstration ends
Fed vans start to roar
Doxing not an option
Police escorts have the score

I saw the Feds
FBI galore
I saw the Feds
And I closed the door!

[MikelTackNailer]

Great poem!

I’ve always had unanswered questions about Patriot Front, like:

Do they get time-and-a-half, overtime or accumulated time off for participating?

Do they get discounts at the Gap and Sunglass Hut for mass purchases?

Do they drink Bud Light at their after-parties?