I agree. Headlines no longer inform. They tease.
Typical modern headlines might read:
"What I Saw When I Returned to Work Horrified Me!"
"I Cried When My Husband Told Me This Secret!"
"This Common Food Item in Your Pantry Is Deadly!"
This method will make you wealthy withing a month and they can't stop you from using it.
This secret will make any person fall in love with you and do your will