Barak is President
The country is failing
I am sad
The ears protrude
Telepromters break
Nobody laughs
The Marxist Kenyan
Tells us lies
All your money are belong to us
I have never had a great attraction for Haikus...although I suspect they are more impactful to Japanese when written in Japanese.
I do, however, have a great relish for limericks, which I enjoy! My girlfriend (when I was in college) got me a matched set of two hardcover books of Limericks, full of all kinds, including many very raunchy ones! They have them indexed and listed in categories ranging from Fellatio and Nun Sex to Joan Crawford or Gardening,
I admit to being mostly interested in political ones for many years now, a category which just calls out for limericks for some reason. Here are a few of those I have written:
Trump’s the New Sheriff in Town
Facing off, tells the libs to throw down
Their Birkenstocks shake
And their knees and hands quake
And their pants turn a dark shade of brown!
The Left cannot stand Donald Trump
And the Leftists constantly grump
We can't take him down
There's no staffer he drown'd
Let's find him an intern to hump!
The Left tells us Orange Man Bad
He's a puss-grabbing billionaire Cad
But Tump Tweets with a grin
As he sucks them all all in
"Your Liberal Tears make me glad!"
A country corrupt like Ukraine
Caught up in it’s own corrupt pain
Tries to empty the banks
With insults not thanks
For those who won’t make money rain
There was a young man duty calls
He walks through some government halls
A brain like a trap
That can see Leftist crap
And he goes by the name of "Big Balls"!
A Nantucket guy working with DOGE
Had some stones that rivaled his hose
They call him "Big Balls"
And he broke through their walls
Cause for grifting he had quite a nose