SPACE RIDDLE Conspiracies swirl after Blue Origin ‘door gaffe’ – as vid shows hatch open ‘from inside’ before Katy Perry climbed out...Dozens of skeptics seized on the moment to claim the entire operation was staged

The Sun UK ^ | April 16, 2025 | Sayan Bose

[chrisser]

Having a helmet implies something worth protecting inside it.

[Taxman]

They have me confused with someone who cares!

[Red Badger]

That was not the point. We all know the door opens from the inside, and the outside, ever since the Apollo 1 fatal accident.

The point was that it opened BEFORE Bezos supposedly opened it from the outside, abruptly closed again, and then he appeared to open it again.......

[Pilsner]

News item: Katy Perry to write song about her trip above the Kármán line. I have taken the trouble of writing the first verse for her.

Space Nullity (with apologies to David Bowie)

[Instrumental Intro]

[Intro]

Ground Control to Katy Perry
Ground Control to Katy Perry
Take your Denon PerL earbuds out and put your Dolce & Gabbana on
(Ten) Ground Control (Nine) to Katy Perry (Eight, seven)
(Six) Commencing (Five) countdown, engines on
(Four, three, two)
Check ignition (One) and may Gaia's love (Lift off) be with you

[Verse 1]

This is Ground Control to Katy Perry
You've really made the grade
And the influencers want to know choice in twenty-eight
Now it's time to come back home
This is Katy Perry to Ground Control
I'm doing nothing, it’s a boor
And Gayle King’s passing gas in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

[Chorus]

[Instrumental Break]

[Red Badger]

[DoodleBob]

Neil Armstrong: This is a small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

Katy Perry: I feel super-connected to love.