Posted on 04/16/2025 11:32:37 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In a beautiful ceremony today, Harvard University bestowed an honorary degree to the pro-Hamas activist Cody Balmer, who firebombed Governor Josh Shapiro's home.
Though Balmer was being held without bail due to nearly murdering an entire family for being Jewish, Harvard administrators took it upon themselves to travel to the prison for the ceremony.
"This man represents everything Harvard is about," said Harvard president Alan Garber. "All of us at Harvard were simply blown away when we read about Cody's courageous stand against the scourge of Zionism. It's so inspiring to meet a man who believes so strongly in the Palestinian cause that he will set a governor's house on fire and try to kill everyone inside. While Balmer did not attend Harvard, he is exactly what we strive to turn every single Harvard student into."
Balmer's honorary degree will reportedly also come with a standing offer to become a tenured professor at Harvard University. "When we see the students camped out on the lawn calling for death to the Jews, how many of them have the actual skills to make a firebomb and destroy a home? This is why we need teachers like Cody," explained Garber. "He will always have a home at Harvard."
At publishing time, Balmer had received competing offers from Columbia University as well as every college in Europe.
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Hey America! The Harvardians just shoved a big turd in your face. A little Davy Hogg turd. Harvard isn’t a university. It’s a House of Prostitution for Marxists, Communists, DemocRATS and Muzzie terrorists.
It’s The Bee, but I had to do a double take. It’s almost believable.
Accessory after the fact???
Democrats are terrorists.
The Governor needs to take a hard look at his “Security Team”
And traitors.
Democrats are terrorists and traitors.
You have to look now to see if the headline is from the Bee because the leftists are really that insane.
I read the headline twice...and heard a buzz...lol
The bee 'gets' Harvard...ping
Exactly.
I hope this finds its way into the inboxes of Harvard muckity-mucks.
My first reaction was “These people are insane. We used to only see stuff like this in the Bee.
(Checks source) Whew.
They are still insane, but I’m glad they aren’t quite that far gone yet. If Shapiro was Jewish and a Republican, they would have awarded the degree.
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As I’ve claimed: Universities have morphed from institutes of higher learning into cesspools of disinformation and most university officials are just turds floating in those cesspools.
David Hogg to present award.
Do not send your children and money to Harvard.
OMG...I thought this was real. That shows you how bad it has become.
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