[Allegra]

"I was like, 'I think I've been lucky with these two,'" Michelle Obama said. "Barack was like, ‘We should have a third,' and I was like, ‘Dude.

You know, like totally. I’m like literally. I like can’t even. Literally. Like, you know?

[FamiliarFace]

I hear you. One of my favorites is some kid telling me that they “literally exploded” when they were upset about something. I remember telling them that they must’ve meant figuratively speaking, but they still disagreed. It’s gotten ridiculous.

[Ann Archy]

Caroline Kennedy talks the same way.....Stupid!

[Verginius Rufus]

Obviously Barack suffers from toxic masculinity. He wanted to keep having kids until he had a son. That’s why he was so emotional about Trayvon, the son he never had.